Conversations with Little People, Part V
Jul. 31st, 2007 11:12 pmOn the weekend I had a big family birthday. As usual, my cousin Lewis said completely hilarious things. The first thing he said was this:
(Lewis and his sister Marla are sitting at a low table in the living room, and Lewis is asked if he wants to come into the dining room to eat).
Lewis: No. I'm just relaxing with Dr Haneef.
The second thing he said was this:
(Lewis is now under the table, tickling everyone's feet)
One of my aunts: Are you going to come out, Lewis?
Lewis: No. I'm having fun in the land of ladies' feet.
(Lewis and his sister Marla are sitting at a low table in the living room, and Lewis is asked if he wants to come into the dining room to eat).
Lewis: No. I'm just relaxing with Dr Haneef.
The second thing he said was this:
(Lewis is now under the table, tickling everyone's feet)
One of my aunts: Are you going to come out, Lewis?
Lewis: No. I'm having fun in the land of ladies' feet.