Conversations with Little People, Part III

I had to babysit my dentist's 3 year old twins on Friday night. They are now at a very bizarre stage. One of them spent the entire time I was reading pulling my hair. (I think long hair is a bit of a novelty to them, since they, and their mother, and their father, all have very short hair). Then he announced he would cut all my hair off. The following conversation ensued:

Me: But I like my hair long!
Louis (3 year old): I don't care! I'm going to cut it off and stick it on a sheep.
Me: But my hair is black! It would look really strange on a sheep!
Louis: All right, I'm going to cut off your hair, make it go white, and then stick it on a sheep!

You wonder how their minds work...

Louis' brother Rory announced that he was 'a knight in shining armour' and that I would have to address him from now on as 'Super'.

Conversations with Little People, Part III

I had to babysit my dentist's 3 year old twins on Friday night. They are now at a very bizarre stage. One of them spent the entire time I was reading pulling my hair. (I think long hair is a bit of a novelty to them, since they, and their mother, and their father, all have very short hair). Then he announced he would cut all my hair off. The following conversation ensued:

Me: But I like my hair long!
Louis (3 year old): I don't care! I'm going to cut it off and stick it on a sheep.
Me: But my hair is black! It would look really strange on a sheep!
Louis: All right, I'm going to cut off your hair, make it go white, and then stick it on a sheep!

You wonder how their minds work...

Louis' brother Rory announced that he was 'a knight in shining armour' and that I would have to address him from now on as 'Super'.