Conversations with little people, part IV

I've been way too busy to post for ages, and I'm really too busy to post today, but this was so funny, I had to write it down.

My step-family and half sister are in Canberra at the moment, and Kitty (four-year-old half sister) was playing offices and making people come and talk to her. Chris (step-grandfather, and lawyer) came up to Kitty 'to ask for some legal advice'. This is what happened:

Chris: I'd like some legal advice about how to get rid of my wife.
Kitty: You could kill her.
Chris: How could you help me with that?
Kitty: I know where to get a very good gun.

Later, she advised Liz (Chris's wife) to poison her husband to get rid of him.

Are we the Mafia, or what?

Conversations with little people, part IV

I've been way too busy to post for ages, and I'm really too busy to post today, but this was so funny, I had to write it down.

My step-family and half sister are in Canberra at the moment, and Kitty (four-year-old half sister) was playing offices and making people come and talk to her. Chris (step-grandfather, and lawyer) came up to Kitty 'to ask for some legal advice'. This is what happened:

Chris: I'd like some legal advice about how to get rid of my wife.
Kitty: You could kill her.
Chris: How could you help me with that?
Kitty: I know where to get a very good gun.

Later, she advised Liz (Chris's wife) to poison her husband to get rid of him.

Are we the Mafia, or what?