Conversations with little people, part IV

[dolorosa_12]

I've been way too busy to post for ages, and I'm really too busy to post today, but this was so funny, I had to write it down.

My step-family and half sister are in Canberra at the moment, and Kitty (four-year-old half sister) was playing offices and making people come and talk to her. Chris (step-grandfather, and lawyer) came up to Kitty 'to ask for some legal advice'. This is what happened:

Chris: I'd like some legal advice about how to get rid of my wife.
Kitty: You could kill her.
Chris: How could you help me with that?
Kitty: I know where to get a very good gun.

Later, she advised Liz (Chris's wife) to poison her husband to get rid of him.

Are we the Mafia, or what?

Comments

[psuedoskribe.livejournal.com]

LOL Your sister is gorgeous. I like her already.

Btw, were you working at Cirque while they're in town? I went and saw them the other day -- just stunning. Beautiful. Mwah.

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, I was at Cirque. It's finished now, and I'm sad...(*tears*)

[psuedoskribe.livejournal.com]

There will always be... more Cirque [tears with you]. As long as they're within three hours driving range next time they visit the country, I'll be there.

[zharmad.livejournal.com]

Huh. Not the first thing I'd think of; that's not a healthy sign. :|

Is she weaned on Mafia movies or what??

[dolorosa-12.livejournal.com]

I know, it was slightly disturbing...

[quicklingbard.livejournal.com]

you pain me terribly, where's part 1, 2, and 3? :)

And should we be expecting a sequel?

[dolorosa-12.livejournal.com]

Look at earlier entries in my LJ...

[quicklingbard.livejournal.com]

i am incompetent... i can't find them.

[dolorosa-12.livejournal.com]

and



Try that. (http://dolorosa-12.livejournal.com/) (http://dolorosa-12.livejournal.com/?skip=20)

[dolorosa-12.livejournal.com]

Sorry, what I mean is, click on the links. They came out kind of funny, but the 'and' links to one thing, and the 'try that' to another.

[dandysora.livejournal.com]

Hello, m'dear. I'm not sure if you're still using your "fey hotmail" address so I thought I'd contact you here just in case. I'm thinking of having a small birthday get-together in the coming fortnight and you're invited! Would you be free on the evening of 27th or 28th and do you have a preference for one over the other?