Embarassing injuries; more vampires

[dolorosa_12]

Only I could be injured in such an idiotic way. (And only I would go on to LJ to write about it.) When I was pulling on my tights for work, I somehow managed to cut my left thumb with my left big toenail. What the hell? Surely the fact that toes and fingers/thumbs are at the opposite ends of the body should mean that they're unable to cut one another.

Also, one of my wonderful friends sent me this Brilliant! Keep the vampire stuff coming, people!

I shall post again soon. Planned topics: weird jobs that I've had in my life, and authors I think should be rich, that aren't. Brace yourselves!