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dolorosa_12When I was in college, one of my friends sat in the library one period, writing a poem out of snatches of overheard conversations. In the same spirit, I offer you 'Sraffie Whispers', #btts' answer to that venerable game.
'...and I told her to leave it.'
'Are these like lola's smoking monkeys, or different ones?'
'Yeah, it's mostly course based in a lot of places' :P
'yea, i was beating you before too.'
'you're not having strange warm winters like we are?'
'Is Swordy Turtle you or ralphie?'
'It's very small, though.'
'And we have no powers to change that, darn.'
"..... it's summer in texas"
'mrs johnston, the head of english made me eat my *crackers* in the
*rain* today'
:P 'we still use the landline for that sort of thing.'
'wanted different colours'
'that's the oddest thing........'
'it must be jersey speak :P
'moony timquotes himself, though :P'
'Gaah I was looking up something totally innocent on google images
and landed upon this http://www.allsitesaccess.com/3/main.htm?p=&...
...;id=snfusnfu''
"well it started out with me dating her best friend'
'i should have expected that'
'to warmly greet people when entering chat.'
'for spring break, a few friends and i are going backpacking by ourselves'
'My computer is fucking acting up'
'Why is it good the Callum wasn't here?'
'although I may see her when she is in edinburgh'
'That was just very lame.'
'i've done your letter now :)'
'It seems like all the main people on the forum are between about 19-24
now, though.'
'some are really funny'
'm00ny is b00ny in 1rc'
'Ele, i ahven't asked'
'thats not what i meant :-P'
'tests will show - but it's no fun, is it?'
'is the b-day thing coming back?'
'TimBot is teh win :]'
'that was so more than nineteen syllables, you know. you're breaking
the pattern! no!'
'had to jump on the bandwagon'
'ur legal in ur country tho Tomsy?'
'*bows to the urbandictionary*'
'oh say, speaking of storms and Australia...anyone seen The Last Wave?'
'Well Heather Jane, and then my last name'
'I tried to destroy work once, but i failed and was stricken to the ground'
'I once put an entire text message into the 'enter phone number' bit on
a mobile'
'She has both: so spoilt'
'no i don't have teh charger'
'it's been around since before ...time'
'That's their gift really. story telling.'
'Have you watched Se7en then?'
'tell me poepl : what age do i look?'
'someone's an assasin's creed fan?'
'most of my friends are...'
'that was from big daddy'
That's actually pretty coherent.
'...and I told her to leave it.'
'Are these like lola's smoking monkeys, or different ones?'
'Yeah, it's mostly course based in a lot of places' :P
'yea, i was beating you before too.'
'you're not having strange warm winters like we are?'
'Is Swordy Turtle you or ralphie?'
'It's very small, though.'
'And we have no powers to change that, darn.'
"..... it's summer in texas"
'mrs johnston, the head of english made me eat my *crackers* in the
*rain* today'
:P 'we still use the landline for that sort of thing.'
'wanted different colours'
'that's the oddest thing........'
'it must be jersey speak :P
'moony timquotes himself, though :P'
'Gaah I was looking up something totally innocent on google images
and landed upon this http://www.allsitesaccess.com/3/main.htm?p=&...
...;id=snfusnfu''
"well it started out with me dating her best friend'
'i should have expected that'
'to warmly greet people when entering chat.'
'for spring break, a few friends and i are going backpacking by ourselves'
'My computer is fucking acting up'
'Why is it good the Callum wasn't here?'
'although I may see her when she is in edinburgh'
'That was just very lame.'
'i've done your letter now :)'
'It seems like all the main people on the forum are between about 19-24
now, though.'
'some are really funny'
'm00ny is b00ny in 1rc'
'Ele, i ahven't asked'
'thats not what i meant :-P'
'tests will show - but it's no fun, is it?'
'is the b-day thing coming back?'
'TimBot is teh win :]'
'that was so more than nineteen syllables, you know. you're breaking
the pattern! no!'
'had to jump on the bandwagon'
'ur legal in ur country tho Tomsy?'
'*bows to the urbandictionary*'
'oh say, speaking of storms and Australia...anyone seen The Last Wave?'
'Well Heather Jane, and then my last name'
'I tried to destroy work once, but i failed and was stricken to the ground'
'I once put an entire text message into the 'enter phone number' bit on
a mobile'
'She has both: so spoilt'
'no i don't have teh charger'
'it's been around since before ...time'
'That's their gift really. story telling.'
'Have you watched Se7en then?'
'tell me poepl : what age do i look?'
'someone's an assasin's creed fan?'
'most of my friends are...'
'that was from big daddy'
That's actually pretty coherent.