A couple of memes

[dolorosa_12]

This one's from romen_dreamer

Think of something in each of these categories that starts with the first letter of your first name. Using your own name for question 2 or 3 is frowned upon.

1. FOUR LETTER WORD: roam
2. BOY NAME: roger
3. GIRL NAME: rachael
4. OCCUPATION: (I really wanted to go with my real name and say 'ventriloquist', but...) Riding instructor
5. A COLOR: Red!
6. SOMETHING YOU WEAR: Robe.
7. BEVERAGE: Red wine.
8. FOOD: Raspberries.
9. SOMETHING FOUND IN A BATHROOM: Razor.
10. A PLACE: Rome.
11. REASON FOR BEING LATE: Roaming the corridors in a daze.
12. SOMETHING YOU SHOUT: Run!

This one is hilarious, and pinched from silver_pegasus
Go to google and type in your first name and the phrase. Copy and paste the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense.

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: "Ronni needs to get serious and get a dose of realism"
What a surprise.

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: "Ronni looks like she is about to be eaten by a rather nasty looking dinosaur".
Sounds like fun, and, since I did spend many years of my childhood hanging out with imaginary dinosaurs, all too likely.


Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: "Ronni says she was impressed with the loyalty of country music fans that she witnessed during the 2003 Tamworth Festival."
Okay, there's country music and there's country music. Emmylou Harris, Gram Parsons and Lucinda Williams>anything Tamworth has to offer.

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: "Ronni wants your stories and so do I."
"Tell them stories," I say.

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: "Ronni does FAME, complete with fabulous jazz hands."
Fabulous jazz what what huh?

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: "Ronni hates the bone."
She also hates cryptic answers.

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: "Ronni asks ACEMS to support the. increment increase request."
Ronni asks that if acronyms are not obvious to the general public to please use the words in full.

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: "Ronni goes straight."
Apparently, I was gay before.

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: "Ronni likes animals a lot."
Actually, no, I don't. I am *not* an animal person by any stretch of the imagination.

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: I got sick of searching for something here. I gave up after p10 on Google. I know, I know, I am in no way hardcore, to give up so easily.

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: "Ronni wears no mask."
How...open of me!

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: I cheated. Slightly: "Deputy Lucas Speer, Bosque County Sheriff’s Department, arrested Ronni Lynn Reavis, 21, for larceny of a building."

Comments

[catpuccino.livejournal.com]

I just put ones that kind of made some sort of sense. I got a lot of junk because obviously my name = not so common...

Heh... "Trin Needs to Become More Involved With the Community - Opinions"

trin Says: June 23rd, 2007 at 10:48 pm. trin: toast these days is expensive.. You still want that toaster? :)

Trin hates dial-up! ***HA! SO TRUE!!!***

Trin likes to kiss. Actually Trin likes to make out. If you're not firm with your lips, she'll introduce you to the feline French arts. ***Actually that was the second one, but the first didn't make sense***

[dolorosa-12.livejournal.com]

It's so much fun. But I'm glad that none of the links to Ronni were to me. It'd be disturbing if I were that easy to find on the internet.

[(Anonymous)]

Ok, the first was: Catie needs to be compressed, but not in a glorious emerald future where irenes populate the land and kittens are for breakfast, lunch, and dinner?
What? That was so random I had to share it.

-Catie

[dolorosa-12.livejournal.com]

That is just...gold!